I'm bleeding really bleak from my caratoid artery. What should I do?

I could reallllllly use an answer, uh, because I'm straatting to , umm, feel woozyyyyy similar to I couulld, uh, pass ou.

*THUMP*

Answers:
Help I've fall and I can't get up !

Wheres that medic alert marker when you need it?

See a doctor right away.

lol

bow to east and pray

Get up and shake it off.

what is a cartoid artery? touch better buddy

Feels like I am reliving my college days .

pucker up your oral cavity and kiss your @ss goodbye!

you mean your carotid artery.?

desire medical assitance.

then again, if you really are, you won't be reading this i'm sure, given the amount of time it took me to answer.

Well let see if this was true and the time it took you to gain on this site and post you would be laying on floor departed right now. So I will go this message for your grieving family that's going to find you.
I'm sorry I didn't find to know your loved one but I'm sure he was a solid dork seeing as he was bleeding to annihilation and instead of calling 911 he decided to gain on yahoo answers. My deepest sympathy goes out to you.

close your eyes and relax. it will adjectives be over soon

hunnnn.by now i am sure you are not hunch any more pain ..of any sort.and if you are still around its better ask for forgiveness.for the adjectives mighty.that might help..

if you could of typed adjectives of that question while bleeding from your carotid.later you are superhuman!

wimp

Call an ambulance..
Wrap it up as soon as possible :)
Can i have your computer , the R.A.M anyway, if you die? Please??

WOW!! I can not believe you will be capable of read my answer, but if you are I am sure blood is all your computer and the floor. Also, you should thank GOD because you are a super human.

(SMILE)

it ain't zilch u'll be awight

Lol..youd be dead until that time you could log on here dummy.

You are bleeding from your coratid artery and you ask what you sould do on Yahoo! Answers? What has this modern society come to?

hahahahaha..
A Good One..
You even manage to write THUMP with two stars on both sides simply before collapsing or better word is dying.
I remember from my University days that we have a student, who once replied to the teacher that he didn't refuse time during the holidays & instead observed some operations, one of them be Removal of Brain & guy was deceased serious about his answer..
You must be a exceptionally funny person as you hold a very worthy sense of humour..
Keep it up Buddy..

Barring having a surgeon at your side in about a minute. direct pressure and a apposite, short prayer, are your only *prayers* These, however will probably singular prolong life for a minute or two. Oh course by the time I re-read this entry for correctness. You will enjoy exsanguinated. So while your bent over in prayer, kiss your gluteus maximus, gluteus medius and gluteus minimus good-bye.

ByeDr.com

I'm bleeding really bleak from my caratoid artery. What should I do?

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