Was it funny ?
"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor query.
"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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Doctor: I have some discouraging news and some exceedingly bad communication.
Patient: Well, might as well present me the bad communication first.
Doctor: The lab called near your test results.
They said you own 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?
What's the exceedingly bad communication?
Doctor: I've been trying to get you since yesterday.
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, as you would expect..."
"Great! I never could before!"
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A man go to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I hang on to seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever see a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
Answer:
Sounds similar to something my daughter would come up with. Thanks for the smile on this Monday morning. =)
HAHA LMAO :-))
That be cute.
hahaha those are the best clean joke I've heard - right on
in attendance hilarous, but the 1 about 24 hours to live is aged now...
I like the first one :)
ha ha ha ha very funny
pretty
all of them made me smile..he he
LMAO
kinda lame but it might minister to if you put thme in the joke and riddles section,lol
I love the one "Ive be trying to reach you since yesterday" Frickin a scream!
LOL, yes very funny!
my fave is teh 1st one =D
There adjectives farily funny but would need to be told at the right time contained by the right way
lmao!
wow nice livelihood. those are some good joke.
i love the one with the intensely very desperate news =]] haha.
Cute!